The Lost Shores Poster

So some people may have noticed a poster in Lion’s Arch with very tiny letters that aren’t English letters. After looking through the forums, someone managed to translate the Krytan alphabet into English. Curae.1837 has done some nice work with the help of Brimstone.3706 to translate the entire poster!

It reads:

Avast!
Ahoy all ye landlubbers
The hardworking members of the consortium
are proud to accounce the upcoming unveiling
of your dream vacation! Coming soon we will
open te gate – the asuragate connecting
Lion’s Arch to a veritable tropical paradise
of magificent proportions.
Swim in radiant waters!
Relax on the beach!
Dance the night away!
Prepare to hoist your jolly roger
and to embark on a most majestic
adventure with your favourite
band of salty dogs!
arr you ready?
[ Many thanks to Drake Brimstone.3706 for the rest of the text ]
*Towels not included. The Consortium cannot be held responsible for aquatic related and rhythmic related injuries
(or other injuries related to misadventure or otherwise general buffoonary). Our medical staff will be on call to
Happily ignore your needs should they inevitably arise.

Awesome.